Ranking all 60 of the Game Boy Games I Finished

 

Another Jason Graves style collection of blurbs. I previously did a Game Boy top ten list, and this obviously replaces that. The top ten are more or less the same across both, with a couple things moved around a bit. It's actually the same post, just edited to add the rest of them.

Not including Game Boy Color, as I'm one of the people who consider it a separate system. Here we go.

Ranking all 35 of the Sega Genesis/Game Gear/Sega CD/32X/Master System Games I've Finished

While the system came out exactly a decade earlier, it wasn't until Summer 1999 when I finally went "GIVE ME GENESIS" and picked up the system for $20 in a retro game store. Along with several games at $10 each that, by then, were generally regarded as the best the system had. There's something to be said for getting into something well after the fact. Like a TV series that ended and has a finished story to watch, or a game system where you can instantly check out all of the system's high points without waiting or wondering.

In any case, time for something a little different. I've got no real interest in doing any lists for modern systems (2001+) but I love the idea of ranking retro games, so I'll probably do a couple big Jason Graves style retro lists like this in the future. Going big here with a longer list, but expect short not-detailed entries (a bit like the RPG lists, but moreso). This is more about the ranking element than about the retrospective element, which I save for the 1000 List.

Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall #7 - Finale

Previously on Daggerfall... I managed to rescue my game and get it working again, then finally finished Dust of Restful Death, Lysandus' Tomb, and associated quests. Now, with the curse on Daggerfall City lifted and the spirits freed from their wandering, it's time to go to Aetherius and revive the ancient super-golem Numidium.

Originally Posted: September 2014, now remastered for 2025

The 1000 Games I've Beaten (#536 - 550)

 

#536 Rez (Playstation 2) – Fall 2014

Unique game here that is one part on-rails flight shooter and one part music-based experience. It isn't too long (five stages IIRC) but it's so good that you'll remember those five stages for years. It's hard to describe why this game is so potent, and those who have played it know. It's pretty unique too, spiritual successor (though not as great) Child of Eden is the only other game like it that I know of.

Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall #6 - Forest of Cutting Shadows

It's the inevitable return of Daggerfall as I try to figure out how to get the damn game to work again so I can finish this.

Featuring Medora.

She's sexy and she knows it.

Originally Posted: September 2014, now remastered for 2025

The 1000 Games I've Beaten (#520 - 535)

 

#520 Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall (PC) – Fall 2014

Does everything bigger and better than Arena, though personally I still prefer Arena to this day. This has a few years of graphical improvements, and is just as much fun to explore as the previous game. While Arena had the entire world of Tamriel, this game has one small province - and yet, it has vastly more game-space despite that. They went all-in with covering every square mile with procedurally-generated terrain. It's possible to actually run from one end of the land to the other, and the trip takes around 70 hours. No, I'm serious. 70 hours. Good thing we have fast travel!

Angry Video Game Nerd 8-Bit: Boss Fight Videos

 

Here we've got all the boss fights for AVGN's latest game. It's very 8-Bit indeed, but I definitely preferred the two old games of his (from about a decade ago) more.

Sword Master (NES, 1990)

This is a cool little NES game that nobody seems to remember. It's a bit of a Zelda II clone, a side-scroller where you go through seven levels and slash your way through various monsters. Each fight is treated like a miniboss / duel, and your character gets a variety of different sword attacks they can employ. So it's a little different from your average game, and deserves mention.

 

Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall #5 - World's End

GAZPACHO~! returns with what may be the unceremonious final post in this series, unless I fix the latest game-ending bug from this pain-in-the-ass game. In other news, that is one NICE stormy sky right there.

Originally Posted: July 2014, now remastered for 2025

Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall #4 - Dreamweaver

 Featuring boobies. Yum.

Originally Posted: July 2014, now remastered for 2025

Ranking all of Samus' Suits

Some of Samus' suits are remarkably well-designed and fun to look at, with colors and aesthetics that drip off the screen. Just absolutely sumptuous design on some of these, and it's probably a part of why the series has been successful over the years.

The ranking will be based mostly on the look and art design of each suit, with maybe 20% consideration given to their ingame abilities. It isn't about which is more powerful than which (something largely impossible to determine from game to game, given the mostly-shared ability pool). It's more about which ones are the most appealing to look at in action.

Now with Metroid Prime 4 added

The 1000 Games I've Beaten (#509 - 519)

 #509 Mario Kart 64 (Nintendo 64) – Summer 2014

Today the list becomes MARIO MANIA. At this point in 2014 I decided it was time to finally play the Mario Kart series, having not beaten anything besides the SNES original back in 1996. Heck I didn't even play some of them at all. This was a pretty exciting endeavor...once I managed to actually get all of them up and running, which took a lot of work.

The Best And Worst Thing In Each Metroid Game

The Best and Worst of a series is a concept that I'm interested in doing a bit more with. I already did a Best and Worst for both the Mario series and the Soulsborne series; in the future I'll probably do several more of these. Each of the other game series' I'd like to do is missing a game or two that I need to play before I can comprehensively finish their lists, though. Now that Metroid's got its latest game I can finish this list.

Doing something a little different here and having a post with zero further images in it. More of an article. Like a regular website, only without the 14 ads obscuring the actual content, or flat text that could have been written by an AI. I've played and finished every game in this series / on this list, some many times over. Narrowing down the best and worst thing about each one was a lot more difficult than one would expect. Let's go.

Metroid Prime (GameCube, 2002)

With Metroid Prime 4 finally about to drop, it seemed like a good time to revisit and fix up the one post I did for a Prime series game. While sometimes I prefer their darker follow-ups, Prime 2 and Fusion, I feel like Prime is nearly tied with Super Metroid for the title of "best game in the series". That's some tall praise right there. Super Metroid is probably easier to revisit and has a nice quick flow to it, so I'd probably put it just above this one.

Fun Fact: The reason Metroid Prime 4 has taken so long is because it took a while to secure the rights to the Seinfeld riff every time Myles makes a joke.

Originally posted April 2013, now redone for 2025 with some new HD shots added. There'll be a mix of those and 2013 camera shots here.

The 1000 Games I've Beaten (#501 - 508)

 

#501 Elder Scrolls: Arena (PC) – Spring 2014

The first and maybe most ambitious game in this series. It started life as an arena combat game (hence the name) and somewhere along the line the developers decided to create an entire world. As such, Elder Scrolls pioneered the "massive open world" RPG design that later became all the rage with things like Fallout 3 and Witcher 3. It's basically a single-player game disguised as a giant MMO, so it's no wonder they eventually made an actual MMO out of this world.

Editor's Note: I finally brought this list back from the dead. The first 500 did really poor views compared to most other posts so it petered out. Time to continue it. Since I'm over 1000 now, maybe I should rename it "The First 1000 Games I Beat". Low views or not, these are interesting retrospectives for me to write and bring me back a bit. The nostalgia was much higher with the early entries, though, which is another reason I fell off from doing these.

Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall #3 - The Greatest Elder Scrolls Post

After spinning my wheels for about an hour trying to figure out how to level up, and unable to find any enemies to fight, I eventually went full Renegade. Next thing we know, Gazpacho the WILD MAN went on a rampage in a town, killing everyone in his path before being apprehended by guards.

Will Gazpacho do time in D-Block, being passed around by Julio "Sugar Bear" Martinez? NO! I THOUGHT I WAS PAST THOSE DAYS!

Originally Posted: July 2014, now remastered for 2025

Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall #2 - The Keep on the Borderlands

 

Chapter II of many. If they stay on their current trajectory, we'll get Elder Scrolls IX in  2032.

(Future Editor's Note: lololololol)

Originally Posted: July 2014, now remastered for 2025

Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall (PC, 1996)

IT BEGINS. The second game in the series, which might well be the largest videogame ever made in landmass, scope, and amount of content. No joke. Hard to believe they released this two years after Arena, given the five+ year development time on every game since. Join me as I do tons of character creation, and a minor amount of actual playing!

Originally Posted: July 2014, now remastered for 2025

Elder Scrolls: Arena #7 - Finale

Time to finish this game up and move on to greener pastures, as I go to the Imperial Palace and fight Jagar Tharn.

Originally Posted June 2014, now remastered for 2025

Elder Scrolls: Arena #6 - Between Doors

I wouldn't say you're too fake if the first thing you do is be brutally honest while introducing yourself. Isn't that the opposite of fake? Unless she's faking being fake, thereby causing her fakeness to be a self-fulfilling prophecy. Now I'm just confused. It's like John Connor sending his dad back in time to father himself.

Originally Posted June 2014, now remastered for 2025