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Saturday, July 24, 2010
Game Review: Super Mario Galaxy 2
Caliente!
Wii, 2010
Developer: Nintendo
Publisher: Nintendo
Time to Complete: 20-90 hours
Super Mario Galaxy 2 is, as of this writing, the second-best selling game of 2010 - right behind God of War 3. Nintendo has outdone themselves yet again with this one, delivering an amazing game with almost no strikes against it. Well, almost. The Threesome Minigame is out of place in an Everyone-rated game and personally, I'm appalled that Mario and Luigi would do such unspeakable things with Princess Toadstool while the Toads look on creepily.
Labels:
2010,
Action,
Game Reviews,
Mario,
Super Mario Galaxy 2,
Wii
Friday, July 23, 2010
Game Review: God of War 3
God of War 3
Skull-Crushing Finale
Playstation 3, 2010
Developer: SCE Studios Santa Monica
Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment
Time to Complete: 7-9 hours
The finale to the God of War trilogy is, as of this writing, the best-selling game of 2010. I think we can all agree that video games are more sexual and violent now than they used to be. There are exceptions, like the 1989 Japanese Famicom classic Hashimoto the Sexy Octopus and the Girl's Locker Room of Super Peril Gaiden, which was banned in every country except Japan, Thailand, and Las Vegas.
Skull-Crushing Finale
Playstation 3, 2010
Developer: SCE Studios Santa Monica
Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment
Time to Complete: 7-9 hours
The finale to the God of War trilogy is, as of this writing, the best-selling game of 2010. I think we can all agree that video games are more sexual and violent now than they used to be. There are exceptions, like the 1989 Japanese Famicom classic Hashimoto the Sexy Octopus and the Girl's Locker Room of Super Peril Gaiden, which was banned in every country except Japan, Thailand, and Las Vegas.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Animatronics Vs. CGI, Passing Things On, and Pharmaceutical Ads
I've been hearing a lot lately about animatronics vs. CGI in movies. CGI is creating something with computer graphics, then digitally inserting it into a movie. Animatronics has to do with building the monster yourself (or a smaller scale model of it) and having it move on its own. Lots of examples of animatronics can be found in the original Star Wars movies and the flash-forward scenes in the first two Terminator movies. With CGI, your actors have to pretend that they're looking at the thing that will be digitally inserted later. With animatronics, they can actually interact with it.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Movie Review: Predators
Predators
Manages to hang with the original
Produced by Robert Rodriguez
Directed by Nimrod Antal
Starring Adrien Brody, Laurence Fishburne
Rated R
Predators is the spiritual - and some would say only canon - successor to the well-liked original movie, which starred Arnold Schwarznegger. Yes, there was a Predator 2 somewhere along the line, and it was decent, but this movie arguably takes its place in the lineage. And don't worry about those Alien Versus Predator movies, as this one ignores them entirely. The creators of this movie specifically said that the goal here was to have this movie be to Predator what Aliens was to Alien: a follow-up with new, badder, and more numerous variations of the foe. In that sense, I think they succeeded.
Labels:
2010,
Movie Reviews,
Predators
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Game Review: God of War 2
God of War 2
Kratos returns, swinging more pipe than ever
Playstation 2, 2007
Developer: SCE Studios Santa Monica
Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment
Time to Complete: 8-12 hours
First thing's first: God of War 2 has a very noticeable lack of boobs compared to the first game. However, of the relatively few that it does have, the majority look like God spent an entire week perfecting them. I'm starting to think maybe these games need to more accurately represent the world's boobs with some imperfections. For instance, boobs with cross-eyed nipples.
Kratos returns, swinging more pipe than ever
Playstation 2, 2007
Developer: SCE Studios Santa Monica
Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment
Time to Complete: 8-12 hours
First thing's first: God of War 2 has a very noticeable lack of boobs compared to the first game. However, of the relatively few that it does have, the majority look like God spent an entire week perfecting them. I'm starting to think maybe these games need to more accurately represent the world's boobs with some imperfections. For instance, boobs with cross-eyed nipples.
Labels:
2007,
Action,
Game Reviews,
God of War,
God of War 2,
Kratos,
Playstation 2,
Sony
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Game Review: Mega Man 10
Mega Man 10
Surprisingly, not Mega Man X
Wii, PS3, XBox 360, 2010
Developer: Inti Creates, Capcom
Publisher: Capcom
Time to Complete: 1-3 hours
Mega Man 10 is the latest edition of the storied, beloved series featuring the pantless blue wonder, who wears his underwear over his tights. Actually, to be more accurate, it's the latest expansion pack for Mega Man 1. It begins with what may well be the longest intro scene in Mega Man history, clocking in at approximately 14 hours.
Surprisingly, not Mega Man X
Wii, PS3, XBox 360, 2010
Developer: Inti Creates, Capcom
Publisher: Capcom
Time to Complete: 1-3 hours
Mega Man 10 is the latest edition of the storied, beloved series featuring the pantless blue wonder, who wears his underwear over his tights. Actually, to be more accurate, it's the latest expansion pack for Mega Man 1. It begins with what may well be the longest intro scene in Mega Man history, clocking in at approximately 14 hours.
Labels:
2010,
Action,
Capcom,
Game Reviews,
Mega Man,
Mega Man 10,
Playstation 3,
Wii,
XBox 360
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Game Review: God of War
God of War
Should be called God of Boobs
Playstation 2, 2005
Developer: SCE Studios Santa Monica
Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment
Time to Complete: 5-7 hours
The very first, debut edition of A Serious Review™ is for a game I just recently played. Seemingly 90% of everyone else on the planet with a PS2 already played it years ago, so I'm a bit behind the times. For that other 10% who, like myself, aren't "hip" or "with it", here's the story. God of War is a third-person action game set in ancient Greece. You play as Kratos, a mortal who is on a quest to kill Ares, the renegade God of War...and anything else that has the misfortune of running into his grumpy, wrathful self. This review may or may not actually be Serious, and it is likely to be not very serious at all. Void in several states. Read on, if you dare.
Should be called God of Boobs
Playstation 2, 2005
Developer: SCE Studios Santa Monica
Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment
Time to Complete: 5-7 hours
The very first, debut edition of A Serious Review™ is for a game I just recently played. Seemingly 90% of everyone else on the planet with a PS2 already played it years ago, so I'm a bit behind the times. For that other 10% who, like myself, aren't "hip" or "with it", here's the story. God of War is a third-person action game set in ancient Greece. You play as Kratos, a mortal who is on a quest to kill Ares, the renegade God of War...and anything else that has the misfortune of running into his grumpy, wrathful self. This review may or may not actually be Serious, and it is likely to be not very serious at all. Void in several states. Read on, if you dare.
Labels:
2005,
Action,
Game Reviews,
God of War,
Kratos,
Playstation 2,
Sony
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