Behold! That's one sweet title screen. The graphics are borderline high-def with their intense colorfulness.
It's currently the 20th anniversary of the first video game I ever owned...Kirby's Dream Land.
It's only fitting that for the next degenerate post, I'm looking at the
latest Kirby game. People think that Kirby games are for babies, but if
that were true, there would be more z's in the titles. This game, for
instance, would be Kirbyz: Return to Dream Landz featuring Mary-Kate and Ashley.
The truth is, Kirby is tough as nails. A tatted-up
Kirby once made BOTH of the Bad Dudes his bitch while in prison. He has
been a bouncer at some of New York City's roughest clubs. He also
temporarily worked as a breast implant for Stephanie McMahon, showing
his versatility. But like an extreme/hardcore/"x-treme" indy wrestler
joining WWE, Kirby had to tone down his in-your-face persona before
becoming a Nintendo mascot.
