We pick up where we left off with JESUS FLAMMIE IS COMING RIGHT FOR US
Wednesday, January 8, 2020
Monday, January 6, 2020
Saturday, January 4, 2020
Rez (Playstation 2, 2001)
Rez is an amazing and little-known PS2 game. It's the predecessor to Child of Eden on the PS3/360. Unfortunately, the series ends there, though it did get a PS4 remaster later on. This is a very unique music-based psychedelic shooter, for lack of a better term. It doesn't really seem to fit into any established genres.
Unfortunately, it's also fairly impossible to play in the original PS2 form. It's somewhat rare as is, and even if you buy a copy, it's one of those purple-disc PS2 games that barely runs right on any of the systems. That was a really common thing in 2001, unfortunately.... but I wonder what RPG Maker 2's excuse was in 2004.
In any case, emulation of this game is surprisingly easy for a PS2 game, barely an inconvenience. This is likely because it came early in the life of the system and isn't graphically advanced as a result. Enough of this extended intro, onward with the game!
Wednesday, January 1, 2020
Highlander: The Series 3x15 - Star-Crossed
This is one of my favorite episodes in the entire show, as Fitzcairn returns for more shenanigans. Fitz is, of course, played by Roger Daltrey of The Who. Or as the kids of 2019 know them: "The who? Are they on Tik Tok?"
Monday, December 23, 2019
A Brief Look At World of Final Fantasy
A brief look, a quick gander. This game is quite interesting as it turns out, combining characters/places from the entire Final Fantasy series and adding a dreamlike aesthetic to all of it.
Saturday, December 21, 2019
Predator (NES, 1987)
Predator was one of my favorite movies from the 80's, and it's a safe bet that I would have gotten the game if I'd had an NES as a kid. Yeah, it's another T2 For Game Boy situation. So how terrible is it?
Friday, December 20, 2019
Secret of Mana Remake (Playstation 4, 2018)
Now that Secret of Mana is available in high-def on PS4, we can confirm what we've suspected all along: Primm has beautiful boobies.
Thursday, December 19, 2019
Fire Emblem Heroes - Babe Appreciation Post
Now for something completely different: An appreciation of the babes of Fire Emblem Heroes. It's a free-to-play mobile game where you collect Fire Emblem characters. As is Fire Emblem tradition, it's full of glorious babes. Will this post fly in 2019? #CancelCoronaJumper
Wednesday, December 18, 2019
Secret of Mana Finale - Trinity and Crossroads
With the world about to be destroyed, our heroes beeline for the Mana Fortress...to stop and farm loot!
Tuesday, December 17, 2019
Monday, December 16, 2019
Yakuza Kiwami: Boss Fights
More boss videos, more liner notes. This time it's Yakuza Kiwami, which unfortunately can't hold a candle to Yakuza Zero's boss lineup. It's still a decent game, and pays off the story that Yakuza Zero builds up.
Sunday, December 15, 2019
Yakuza Zero: Boss Fights
Yakuza Zero is a great game, and the strongest point might well be the boss fights. There are some sweet boss fights to be had here, to say the least. This post contains every boss fight video, with some liner notes.
Saturday, December 14, 2019
Modern Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed Origins is really really cool ya'll. I'm a big fan of this series when they can stick to the fundamentals and avoid microtransactions / things like Facebook connectivity to Facebook Live or Facebook Just Collectin' Information or whatever. Also featured here: Assassin's Creed Odyssey. With new updates for 2019.
Wednesday, December 11, 2019
Sunday, December 8, 2019
Highlander: The Series 3x14 - Song of the Executioner
This episode is the beginning of a five-part arc and sorta the beginning of the second half of the series. From here on out the series really hits its stride. I think at this point the creators realized they still hadn't topped Band of Brothers from Season 1, so they...made another Band of Brothers with this episode. If that S1 episode is where the series showed what it could be if it reached its potential, this episode is where the series really starts reaching said potential.
What's the one thing that could have improved Band of Brothers? If it were a multi-parter, because wrapping up that entire story in one episode felt a bit rushed. As a result, this episode begins a new multi-parter that sends Duncan to Paris and introduces a new ancient mentor character, much like Darius was supposed to be. He might be kinda cool, we'll see.
Saturday, November 23, 2019
Secret of Mana #9 - The Forum of Augustus
They sure like to talk about Mavolia, the Underworld, considering it's a place you never get to see.
Thursday, November 14, 2019
Highlander: The Series 3x13 - Blind Faith
Today on Highlander! A quick and surprisingly cerebral episode that doesn't fit any of the usual episode molds.
Sunday, November 3, 2019
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (Game Boy, 1991)
This is a particularly special game for me, as it was very nearly the first video game I ever bought. Unfortunately (yet very fortunately) the store didn't have it, so I had to "settle" for Kirby's Dream Land instead. Thank goodness. With the new movie out, it was time for me to finally play this game. Let's find out how history might have been different if this game had reached me before Kirby's Dream Land had a chance to intervene. Would it have stopped me from ever getting into video games with its sheer badness? Would Corona Jumper cease to exist? Let's find out.
Thursday, October 31, 2019
Super Ghouls n' Ghosts (Super NES, 1991)
It's a Corona Jumper Halloween Spooktacular! Today I look at an insanely difficult game that has caused more than a few gamers to explode over the years. It's from Capcom circa 1991, though, so you know it's awesome.
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
Ghouls n' Ghosts (Sega Genesis, 1988)
Time for the mid-quell of the series. Somehow this one gets forgotten a lot in-between the NES' Ghosts n' Goblins and the Super NES' Super Ghouls and Ghosts. Probably a lot like this post, which I'm sandwiching between them in close-proximity.
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